** A Western businessman flew in from Singapore
several weeks ago with three grand worth of computer
equipment. As he passed through customs, wondering about
duties, one of the officials noticed he was sporting a
Hun Sen watch and asked the barang where he got it. With
a weighty "Don't ask, don't tell" look, the
senior executive replied: "I can't tell you
that". The customs official waved him by duty free,
with a graciousnesss befitting a high-level status worth
watching.
** One visitor to the Kingdom engaged in some exotic
shopping before his departure, sailed through the
security checkpoints at the airport without raising an
eyebrow, and then told a fellow passenger after his
arrival in Bangkok that he'd carried a hand-grenade with
him on the flight as a small souvenir from his Cambodian
sojourn.
** Soothsayers in town are concerned. They note the
Tonle Sap switched directions one month earlier than
normal and now speculate this might be a bad omen for the
future of the Great Lake. However, golf course
developers, looking on the brighter side of things to
come, say if the lake dries up due to continued
siltation, there is enormous potential for the
construction of sand-trap-focused golf course in the
"off-shore" Siem Reap area.
** The Cathouse has come up with a new scheme to cope
with the economic downturn. Instead of Happy Hour,
they've instituted a "Depression Hour", and it
lasts a long time - from 4pm to 8pm. Prices have been
slashed. With the slogan "we're waiting for things
to get better," the management is confident there is
a light at the end of the no-government tunnel.
** The appoinment of Ginger Spice as a UN Goodwill
Ambassador for Contraception and Sex Education has the
development set all a-twitter with the thought that one
of Britain's most famous condiments might pay a courtesy
call on Cambodia to help fight the AIDS epidemic.
Reflecting the wave of excitement sweeping the donor
community, one British official enthused: " The
Spice Girls are our biggest current export in terms of
culture. Its really depressing."
** Some American tourists travelling in Spain were
recently queried about the on-going tiff between US
congressman Dana Rohrabacher and the Cambodian
government, and the larger debate over continued US aid
for the Kingdom should the Constitution be amended to
allow for the formation of a new government with a simple
majority. Bert and Madge Huckabee, who hail from Tulsa,
thought pensively about the issue for several minutes,
their brows furrowed, and then responded: "where's
Cambodia?"
** The "Touchy-Feely Management of the Week
Award" goes to USAID. Gathering all its local and
foreign partners together for a self-criticism session
last week, USAID organizers unveiled a big "Sok
Sabai Happy Face" white-board. "This meeting
doesn't have to be all about problems," USAID told
NGO reps who were either baffled (Khmer) or cringing with
embarrassment (foreign) - "anytime, you can come
right up to the 'Sok Sabai Happy Face' board and write up
anything that has made you happy working with
USAID!" Then everyone was given a namecard and pen
and asked to draw a little picture on one corner about
what USAID meant to them. Most of the Khmer NGOs got the
point straightaway and drew stylized gardens, with USAID
as the golden sun overhead nurturing the beautiful
flowers of, presumably, democracy-building, judicial
training and health care. Shame on the cynic who
separated USAID Washington and Phnom Penh on different
sides of the card, both feeding into a rickety machine
with mis-matched cogs and gears and leaking oil.
** The buzz in Bangkok? Possibly the Funcinpec Royal
Air Force. During the tough peace negotiations in 1991,
Prince Ranariddh often sought solace and contemplation by
flying his squadron of radio-controlled airplanes. So
great was the solace and contemplation that his aides
were often hard-pressed to drag him back to matters of
state. Weather conditions seem perfect, then, for FRAF to
take to the air again.
** Aussie novelist and lawyer Eddie asked for a
takeaway pizza from Happy Herbs. "What flavor?"
"Eddie's pizza," he replied, having had one
already. "Eddies" was misheard, instead, for
"Happies". Result? A full three-day psychotic
experience and severe sickness for Eddie, who said that
he'd never had marijuana before and felt like his brain
was melting.
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