"U can't Touch This" by MC Hammer will likely make the soundtrack if events in Kandal’s Sa’ang district on Friday night ever make it to the silver screen.

Police said a 25-year-old had confused a man with a friend and put his hand on his back by way of friendly greeting.

Unfortunately, the recipient of the familiar touch allegedly flipped out, calling his real friends to deliver a beatdown. Police arrested two and are looking for the others. DEUM AMPIL