Two Kampot cow thieves were udderly out of excuses when police stopped them on Sunday. Earlier the same morning, the two suspects pilfered one of two cows from under a Kampot town resident’s house.

The woman awoke to find one less beast to feed and called police. Not too far away, officers stopped two men and a cow en route to Phnom Penh, and though the men claimed to have just bought the cow, police eventually milked the truth out of them. KOH SANTEPHEAP