A horse, a bull and a thief walk into a police station. Cops in Kampong Cham province’s Kang Meas district were free to write their own punch lines after catching a suspect with a burgled bestiary on Tuesday.

Getting a call from a villager with an empty bullpen, authorities followed the tracks leading away and stumbled upon their man leading two animals.

All three were walked to headquarters but only the biped was put in a holding cell.

DAP