A wedding dance, stepped-on feet and samurai swords – it’s Blotter’s version of the circle of life.

Police said the latest battle royale took place in the middle of a Kampong Cham town on Saturday night after the aforementioned clumsiness.

With six men swinging swords, villagers naturally declined to intervene, instead calling police, who managed to scoop up three assailants. The others remain on the lam. KOH SANTEPHEAP