The new border committee to be headed by HM King Father Norodom Sihanouk is
drawing attention from multiple quarters, including that concerned with how to
pronounce acronyms. After careful deliberations, it has been determined that the
Supreme National Council of Border Affairs (SNCBA) may end up being referred to
as "Snack Bar".
** The word that Cambodia is a prime tourist destination
has reached the ends of the earth -- literally! Just last week, the Kingdom
received what is most likely its first visitors from Antarctica.
Emily, currently working at the research station on McMurdo Sound, were spotted
along the riverfront sweating profusely and panting like polar bears stuck in
the Sahara Desert. They said Cambodia was "hot".
Antarctica is a really
interesting place, according to the couple, but for people with post-nasal drip
it can be difficult. "Like trying to swallow nails," said Jay.
want to know what happens to people who live in Antarctica too long can check
** Going to court can be fun. Some exchanges
from inside American courtrooms:
Q: All your responses must be oral,
Q: What school did you go to?
Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.
Q: She had three children, right?
Q: How many were
Q: Were there any girls?
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition that I sent
to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or
thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with
A: Forty-five years.
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he
doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights
Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got
out of the car?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: What did she say?
disco am I at?