Impaired hand-eye coordination didn’t impact one driver’s ability to sprint from the scene of a collision yesterday.

Driving drunk and speeding in Phnom Penh’s Meanchey district, the suspect was nearing a bridge when he swerved his ride into the median.

Concrete meeting car spelled severe damage and, unable to drive, the lout crawled from the wreck and scampered off. Authorities towed the heap to headquarters on the chance the breakneck boozer will come to claim it.

Nokorwat